This creepy video, chronicling one man’s attempts to appear normal for video dating, is a scant six months old (although please tell us if you find an older upload).
He's also a founder of the Durant Co., which invests in restaurants, startups, hotels and more, and he's even spoken recently about his ambitious to someday own an NBA team.
It’s also a very disturbing art film by Chris Cunningham for the band Aphex Twin.
The video originally hit the internet in June 2005, and what was supposed to be a 30-second commercial for Aphex Twin music became a short film about a deformed raver who lived in a basement with his chihuahua.
"You know when you've got dreams and goals, a lot of mediocre people are going to try to knock you off your space," Durant said.
Gather round, children, and let me tell you about a time before the internet, when our phones were attached to the walls and we bought music stored on physical objects that we played in our cars.